I believe in The New York Yankees, Champions of Heaven and Earth
I believe in Derek Jeter, our fallen son, The Clutch Hitter Almighty
I Believe in Mariano, Saver of All Time
I Believe In AROD, but I don’t know why.
I Believe in Cano, Doncha Know, who has been dead for Three Days but will Rise in The Motor City.
I Believe in Andy, who has Testified and been reborn.
I Believe in Granderson, the Grandy Man Can’t, who never saw a baseball he couldn’t swing at and miss.
I Believe in Swisher, the soon to be former Yankee, who Swishes when he hits and when he fails to catch.
I Believe, I really do Believe, The Tiger shall be tamed and the New York Yankees will remain Victorious for ever and ever.