Saturday Morning Rant

Well, it’s not officially the last weekend of the summer but it might as well be.

If you were one of my boomer friends who grew up in the Bronx and attended Blessed Sacrament School, you can almost smell the stale aroma that permeated our classrooms on that first Tuesday after Labor Day.

The hatefule jingle of the Robert Hall ad reminding us in the beginning of August that school bells would soon be ringing had already lost its sting as our parents had taken over preparing us for the return to school.

Although we had a good idea as to whom our new teacher would be, we never. were quite sure and had no idea at all as to how she (it wouldn’t be until high school until we had male teachers) would be to deal with on a daily basis. I have to say that I was always pretty lucky in that regard, despite having a break in period before we each appreciated the other’s humor.

Eighth grade was a different story all together and I have written about that experience in A Bronx Boy’s Tale. But even 62 years later the special nature of that experience still resonates with me as well as the friends and classmates who shared it with me.

I prefer to think of those times today as whether it was a factor of age or naivety, those years seemed happier and less dangerous. Even after the Kennedy Assassination we were able to mourn without despairing.

Then the Beatles came to (I Want) To Hold Your Hand and suddenly we could smile and sing.

This weekend many of us may continue that tradition with friends over a barbecue as we anticipate a beautiful autumn season.

The wheel turns; we get older; we live to laugh and bring joy to others.

Don’t watch the news; don’t read the paper; play music and eat a hot dog.

Have a great weekend and I will write again soon.

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Thoughts And Prayers

We were living in Bradenton, Florida for only a year when the Parkland school shooting occurred. The day after the mass murder of innocent children I started volunteering in a cancer research compontent connected to where I receive treatment for CLL.

That first day I was working along side a woman of about my age (being kind), so late 60s, and I remarked to her about the tragic shooting in south Florida. Her response always haunts me anytime there is another school shooting.

She said, ” I JUST WORRY ABOUT THE SECOND AMENDMENT! ( Caps and exclamation point are my own.)

I asked, “Are you worried about people worshiping false idols or taking the Lord’s name in vain?” That of course references the Second Commandment. I didn’t reply to her and I didn’t say another word to this poor excuse for a human.

Even the gutless right wing nuts catering to their gun lobby support at least offer their “THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS.”

I don’t pretend to know God personally or what his thoughts are on human behaviour, but I do believe He/She (Remember we are all made in God’s image or is it the other way around?)

Thoughts and prayers don’t seem to be working against automatic rifles but thoughts and prayers are the only things our cowardly law makers can offer to stop the murder of children.

Of course, the National Guard can reduce crime in our nation’s capital (well, not really) and federal agents can mask up and wear all sorts of body armor to arrest people hanging out at Home Depots just looking for work.

Why don’t we use all those thoughts and prayers in someting for which they have the best application. Say, combating hatred and racism. How about we offer all those offering thoughts and prayers a bounty for handing in all the weapons they have stockpiled? Pay them twice what they paid for these guns and we can fund it by cancelling the tax reduction for the billionaires.

It’s a terrible way to live when you have to worry about your children and grandchildren going off to school for the first time.

Boomers like me only had to worry about the Bomb, and, thankfully, we had leaders that made America great without going Nazi on us.

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Our Survey Says…

A few years ago, I signed up with Major League Baseball to participate in one of their outreach programs.

Fans At Bat is a survey device that MLB sends participants via email to gauge fans’ support (or lack thereof) for various baseball-related topics. The League and its owners want to take the pulse of public reaction to some of their programs and events, ostensibly.

I have received surveys on what candidates should qualify for the Baseball Hall of Fame, and what TV station is broadcasting the All-Star game (and in what city will it be played). I have even been asked about the sponsors supporting the transmission of the game.

The other day, I received a survey about my favorite topic…sports gambling.

Having watched the exploits of Shoeless Joe Jackson and his contemporary ghosts play baseball in a cornfield in Iowa, the history behind the Black Sox scandal has always struck a chord. Baseball at that time was so concerned with maintaining the integrity of the game and having fans continue to value their product, that they made a special effort to punish the players as well as appointing the first Commissioner of Baseball in the person of Kenesaw Mountain Landis, AKA Judge Landis.

Landis was a federal judge who quickly applied law and order to professional baseball. He was appointed in 1920, and so ingrained was the goal of keeping Baseball free of gambling and gamblers that even in the 1970s, two of baseball’s all-time greats were banned from baseball activities, eg, Old Timers Day.

Mickey Mantle and Willie Mays were banned for merely serving as greeters at gambling casinos. They were later reinstated when they stopped serving in this capacity.

But now? The gamblers are not only allowed into the inner sanctum of America’s Pastime, but they are also welcomed as sponsors and collaborators with sports gambling companies.

Odds are posted on MLB broadcasts, and fans are encouraged to bet on whether Aaron Judge will get a home run or a particular pitcher will get six strikeouts.

Judge Landis is spinning in his grave.

It seems that making money has now displaced Baseball as America’s Pastime.

That is why I take every opportunity to slam MLB on their surveys when they ask for a comment, even if the topic has nothing to do with gambling or the companies that provide an opportunity for some fan to lose money he can’t afford to lose.

I know…I have a case of the cranks. But really, I just can’t tolerate hypocrisy.

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Suddenly It’s Summer

Remember when you were a kid and awaiting the last day of school and the first day of summer were like waiting for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day?

It’s still that way for me and I haven’t been in school for quite a while. Nevertheless, you never lose that feeling that something wonderful is about to happen. Despite it being the longest day of the year, the first day of summer also ushers in the beginning of days getting shorter.

When I was a kid my mother always told me the story about her mother telling her on the first day of summer, “Now the days will be getting shorter and shorter.”

That always depressed my mother but it didn’t keep her from repeating that observation to me each and every first day of summer. But, it never really got me down as sleeping later, staying out well into the summer night, and staying up late watching TV easily overcame the sudden realization that summer was on a short leash and the first day of summer and the last day of school would suddenly and inexorably transform to the end of the summer and the first day of school.

John Sebastian said it best, “Hot Fun Summer In The City.”

The air conditioner didn’t make its appearance at Apartment 6, 1261 Leland Avenue, until the summer of 1975. Window fans kept us “cool” from the fifties through half of the seventies. Subways never had airconditioning when I commuted to Manhattan on the 6 train. The subway wasn’t just hot, it was jam packed with hot, sweaty people…it was lovely.

The best part of the work-day was arriving at 200 East 42nd Street after an unbearable subway ride and an equally unbearable walk along 42nd Street. Once inside the haven that was 200 East you were ensconced in cool, moist vapors that revived you in an instant. So much so that you were eager for a hot cup of Horn and Hardart coffee from Kathleen who brough our brew each morning in her coffee cart.

Having cooled off and imbibed a hot cup a Joe, it was now time to make our rounds and deliver our mail to the executives of the company.

Actually, we made our deliveries to the secretaries which was the best part of our day.

Our bosses thought we were merely go-getters and hard workers when in fact, we just wanted to talk to the girls (back then it wasa ok to call them girls) of the office.

Hot town in the summertime .

To quote my dear friend, “Hey Ice keep cool.” Good advice during a summer heatwave.

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Memorable Day?

It’s difficult to understand how so many “patriots” have succumbed to a lying cheat. A man who mocks those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States (words foreign and unknown to this man) and plans to use the anniversary of our US Army as a way of honoring him on his birthday with a military parade of all things!

I hope that, in the near future, a special day is set aside to remember the abominations of this would-be dictator as well as those cowards who enabled and encouraged his outlandish antics.

So as we remember those who served our nation this Memorial Day, let us not forget that a new day, a Memorable Day, is coming soon, and America will again be the country we have known and loved.

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Dearest Elon

I think it behooves Americans to let Elon know what we have done today. Yeah, it may clog up his email account but he’s the Techie In Chief so he can cope.

So, Elon, here goes.

First, I spent an inordinate amount of time wondering why I should be accountable to some white guy from South Africa.

Second. I brushed up on my English grammar because I know Trump wants to restore English to its proper status, and never mind that when he uses it in public, we always get a good laugh.

Third. I pondered whether our new Secretary of Education was going to add wrestling to the curriculum in lieu of a foreign language requirement,

    Fourth. We all heard Trump trash the electric car industry, so I said a Rosary for you so that you don’t lose more than three or four billion dollars because of this. But, maybe you can convince him that he never said anything about electric cars.

    Fifth. To be honest, Elon, I am exhausted and am going to take a nap now.

    TGIF

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    Just Another Saturday Morning Rant

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    DEI-Tona

    Ok, that was for my right-wing friends who refer to me as a leftie.

    It’s funny that back in the late 60s and 70s, it was easier to hold opposing views on the issues of our time. We might disagree with people, but I don’t remember anyone hating me, and I can’t say that I ever hated anyone simply because they held views that differed with mine.

    I started watching the race when I was still living on Long Island. It was somewhat exciting, but, more importantly, it was one of the signals that spring would soon be here. It usually came on the Sunday between the Superbowl and the beginning of Spring Training.

    Finally, my long wait was over.

    But I guess the Yankees’ rivalry with the Red Sox and the Mets is akin to the thoughts expressed aloud by the fans of their respective teams. That is why when I had a Saturday package, I often gave my tickets to the Met game and Red Sox game to a friend or family member. There was just too much stupid at these games and it was easier to avoid getting beer all over you from an errant throw while sitting at home watching it on TV.

    But going to a Yankee game (as I am sure fans of other teams would echo my words) was that Yankee Stadium was a melting pot. If you were a Yankee fan, it didn’t matter where you lived or what you looked like. You would often just engage in an uplifting conversation.

    But then, going to Blessed Sacrament Grammar School and St. Helena’s High School, both in the Bronx and St. John’s University in Queens, taught me tolerance without even realizing it. The secret is talking to people, not really a difficult thing to do.

    Which calls to mind a conversation I had at a Spring Training game before Covid.

    I was having a hot dog sitting at a hi-top table and Steinbrenner Field when a man and his son approached me and asked if they could share my table.

    They both had Red Sox hats on, so naturally, I welcomed them to join me, provided they took off their hats. we laughed and started talking baseball between dog bites.

    Then, the conversation shifted to football, and my prejudice got the better of me when I asked. “I suppose you’re New England Patriot fans?”

    To my amazement and delight, the father responded., “No, we’re actually Jet fans!”

    I learned a very valuable lesson that day.

    You can’t always judge people solely by the color of their baseball cap.

     

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    Super Sunday? Hardly!

    I have hated the Super Bowl since 1970. It’s the one constant reminder that the New York Jets have disappointed me for the last 56 years. Since that fateful day, January 12th, 1969, The Yankees have won seven World Series (and that is even a disappointment), the Mets won two World Series, the Knicks have won two NBA Championships, and the Rangers have won a Stanley Cup.

    So, the only positive thing about the Super Bowl for me is that football will finally end, and in a few days, pitchers and catchers will report to spring training.

    I even like Daytona more than the Super Bowl because we will be even closer to the fist game of spring training.

    Don’t get me wrong, I will still watch the game if not for the commercials, which have consistently gotten old, but probably to witness NFL officiating at its worst. Baseball fans bemoan the long reviews of critical plays involving an attempted stolen base or a close call at first, but more often than not, MLB umpires get the play right with a little bit of help from their friends in New York.

    The NFL, however, lets the field crew have the final say after someone reviews the play on an iPad. Sometimes, they get it right, but not every call they make, such as a penalty or the lack of a penalty, can be reviewed. And, yes, I do believe that Mahomes gets extra benefits from the refs. Of course, it could be that the referees are afraid of Taylor writing a song about them.

    The real drama of today’s game comes when Trump enters the Dome and sings the National Anthem along with the crowd. Will he know the words, or will AI take over his stead?

    I am also wondering if the players will perform the Kaepernick maneuver as an act of prayer, hoping for a safe and quick transit to 2029?

    Well, I guess we will have to endure the six hours of the pre-game show with the absolute worst football panel.

    Like most things in America today, it all starts with the coin toss.

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    A Long, Long Time Ago, Once Again

    This is a birthday card for my daughter, Jeannine. I wrote it for her a few years ago, and I have shared it every year on her birthday, and I do so again. Since the first time I shared this post, she has had two beautiful boys who have brought joy to our family. So, once again, Happy Birthday, Jeannine.

    The Day The Music Died?

    February 3, 1959, was a day I will forever remember. I can still see my brother Mike and me watching our Mother prepare breakfast. I cannot tell you what the weather was like. If there was snow on the ground, I could not tell you. What I do remember, though, is listening to the green Zenith radio that was up on the shelf over our refrigerator.

    In those days, my Mother would often have on a rock and roll channel. It would be years later that she would turn to listen to Rambling With Gambling. So, back in 1959, she was probably listening to Herb Oscar Anderson or someone like him. On that particular day, it did not matter what channel you had tuned into or who the DJ or radio host was. That day it was all the same news and music. Buddy Holly had died, and that is all we heard that day. Even as an eight-year-old, I saw the irony in his most recent recording that every station was playing. ‘It Doesn’t Matter Anymore,’ written by Paul Anka, just about summed up the feeling of that day.

    We also heard that Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper had died as well in the same airplane crash as Buddy Holly. Twelve years later, Don McLean would refer to this day as The Day The Music Died. While music most certainly did not die that day in February, it was never the same. I am not sure what impact The Big Bopper would continue to have on the course of music, but Buddy Holly and Ritchie  Valens would surely have continued to provide terrific music and, no doubt, to inspire new artists and bring new innovations to rock and roll. It is not coincidental that The Beatles recorded ‘Words Of Love’ in deference to Buddy Holly’s contribution to music.
    Twenty-Five Years Later
    Now, it is February 3, 1984. Eileen and I are expecting our second child. The plan was that we would go to the hospital that Monday, February 6th, for the birth of our child. That taught me a lesson. There are some things you can plan and some that you cannot.

    It was a Friday evening. We had a nice dinner, and I was just about to put a fire on and watch the Winter Olympics. No sooner had I had the logs in the hearth than Eileen called out from the bathroom that we would need to go to the hospital instead. My first reaction was to push my way into the bathroom and take a shower. To this day, I cannot fathom why I thought it necessary for me to be showered and shampooed. I guess I was recalling when Sean was born and that it was going to be a long night/day.

    Now we had made plans with friends to take care of Sean on Monday, but they were nowhere to be found. So, we called our friend’s mother, who promptly drove over and picked up Sean. Eileen and I then made our way to Southampton Hospital. Upon arriving at the Hospital, Eileen’s doctor came in, shaking his head, saying, “I thought we agreed this was going to happen Monday. I was just about to watch the ice skating competition.” I told him I was too, but that at least I did get my shower in.

    We then made our way to the OR room, and I got the chance, again, to sit next to Eileen as our baby was being born. (Let me tell you, that’s the type of sex education we need in our schools.)

    The birth of your child is always amazing. One minute, she wasn’t there, and the next, she was. Before that minute had elapsed, however, we named her Jeannine. It was 9:30 PM.

    She was a sight to behold. A beautiful round face trimmed with a wisp of reddish hair. We always thought she would be a redhead like her mother. The maternity nurse took her and got her ready for her crib, and then both of us walked Jeannine up to her room. Eileen was in recovery and would join us later.

    When we got to the room, the nurse asked me if I wanted to hold her. So, I picked her up out of the little crib and took her in my arms. She turned her head up to me, and I swear she looked me right in the eyes. I think she was a little miffed for being disturbed while she was napping. She had a look, and I also think she was eying me up, wondering what her fate would be with this big doofus that was holding her. Her eyes were wide open and deep blue, her lips were puckered, and the nose that I would spend most of her early years stealing and hiding was as cute as could be.

    It was then that I first sang ‘You’re Sugar….” but it was by far not the last time.

    Happy Birthday, Jeannine.

    Though the music may have died back in 1959, it was resurrected in 1984.

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