I think it behooves Americans to let Elon know what we have done today. Yeah, it may clog up his email account but he’s the Techie In Chief so he can cope.

So, Elon, here goes.

First, I spent an inordinate amount of time wondering why I should be accountable to some white guy from South Africa.

Second. I brushed up on my English grammar because I know Trump wants to restore English to its proper status, and never mind that when he uses it in public, we always get a good laugh.

Third. I pondered whether our new Secretary of Education was going to add wrestling to the curriculum in lieu of a foreign language requirement,

Fourth. We all heard Trump trash the electric car industry, so I said a Rosary for you so that you don’t lose more than three or four billion dollars because of this. But, maybe you can convince him that he never said anything about electric cars.

Fifth. To be honest, Elon, I am exhausted and am going to take a nap now.

TGIF