Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Canada is on fire, and the smoke is blowing down the eastern seaboard of America.

Baseball games in the Bronx and Philadelphia have been canceled.

The air quality is HAZARDOUS!

Yeah, but I wouldn’t worry about that climate change thing. It’s all fake news from Woke weathermen.

As I sit here in Bradenton, I have been advised that a powerful wind out of the north will be pushing the smoke down to Florida.

A perfect way to begin the hurricane season!

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2 Responses to Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

  1. The clean air act of 1970 — the very definition of “woke” — was signed by that hippie bastard Richard M. Nixon.

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